Pointless drivel, rants and raves, gripes against the world and the unapologetic mockery of celebrities...this is life as I know it.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Celeb Caption Slam
Fake orange tan? Check. Giant fake eye lashes? Check. Fake bleached hair? Check. Fake bleached teeth? Check. Totally ready to show off our totally real and lovely life in the one-hour special I've managed to strong-arm TLC into. Don't mention it to Jon or I'll rip your face off. Kisses!