Can you believe it's Globes time again!? Are you ready to take it all in? Overall, I'm pretty disappointed with the whole lot of them this year (so many lips that needed color! So many dresses that needed color!) but there were a few that really stood out. Shall we?
This is really nice and simple with the dripping applique of beads running from her waist down her leg. The neckline is unconventional and interesting. I don't love the tomato-y color but it oddly doesn't clash with her hair. If only it clashed with her lippy but alas it doesn't look like she's wearing any. For shame, Amy.
I like everything about this except for how slouchy the bodice seems. It looks like she lost a lot of weight recently and didn't have time to have it refitted.
The color is great and it's interesting and different but the studs are tripping me up. I sort of wish the designer had left well enough alone.
When will you stop mocking me? I know you're doing this on purpose to make my eyes bleed but the joke is on you - I shall look away!
Okay, I love this woman, but this dress makes her look like a penguin. I wish it had been all one color and any other color but black or white.
This looks like someone designed an ice dancing costume with Princess Leia's slave girl outfit in mind.
This looks like the dress she wore to her eighth grade father-daughter dance.
She looks like she just discovered she's wearing an over-sized doily. I'd be pissed, too.
The HELL? I almost have no words for this. The keyhole bowtie is bad enough but the hip-weeds! Who told you that would be a good idea and why aren't they fired already?
Great color, pretty cut and design, but I looks like she might not be able to breath very well.
At first I liked it and then the camera started panning out and I kept thinking, "Why so geometrical? Feeling mathy?" I really love the green but the shapes are distracting.
I think she didn't win because viewers are a little sick of the will they-won't they (go to jail) drama of Mr. & Mrs. Bates. I like the color of this frock but I don't love the bodice - it looks like they took it straight from Kristi Yamaguchi's closet.
I think she didn't win because not enough people like Quentin. I wish this had been a color. And I wish the belt was laying correctly. And I wish the fabric wasn't stretched across her hips. In short, I wish this was a better dress.
This is a pretty cool dress, but I don't love the choker. At least she's wearing lipstick, though, right?
This isn't doing it for me. She looks like an Amish woman who wanted to get a little blingy by adding sequins to her floor-length, long-sleeved night dress.
Since is it legal to kill and skin Muppets for fashion?
Gorgeous; great fit, great color, great neckline.
Channeling Marilyn? Because I think it's all working great. Not a steak in sight!
Wow, I hate this so much. What's with all the weeds growing out of her waist downward? Henry Higgins would be appalled.
Sometimes peplum looks great. And sometimes peplum looks like this.
The gathering at the bodice is great but I really wish this had been one color or another. Two tone dresses look so unfinished. As do faces that are made up but for lipstick.
Wow, excellent color, gorgeous neckline. Cheers to her for making some good choices.
I guess I mostly like this but it's nothing outstanding or spectacular, just full of cleavage.
Is that fringe? She looks like a fancy lampshade.
Black lace? Listen, you're not Kate Middleton. Lace makes everyone else on earth look elderly, okay? Even as a strapless gown. Elderly.
First, the color is terrible. Second, if you really need to show off your abs there's a time and a place, like the gym, or the beach, or your couch. Not a formal awards show.
Well, she's wearing white but she's managed not to look like a bride, so kudos to her. I like the asymmetrical neckline and I like the floatiness of the whole thing but for some reason I'm not loving the overall effect. I wish it had been emerald green.
Nice but does cleavage automatically equal style? (Men, don't answer that.) The design is pretty and I like the color at least.
I really want to like this but I just don't and I can't put my finger on why.
This is oddly militant. The juxtaposition between the flowy skirt and very structured bodice seems off. Perhaps if the collar hadn't been there...
Why is she wearing a glorified apron?
I like the rose color of this dress but I wish the beading had gone all the way up to her bodice. The white flowers? The appliques? Whatever they are they don't work.
I'll be honest, Fargo is on my all-time favorite show list and she'll always have a special place in my heart for her portrayal of sweet but crazypants Peggy Blumqvist. Not loving this get-up, though. What's with the string across her color bones? I know there's a difference between form and function but this is just weird-looking. It looks like something Morticia Addams might wear to spice things up a bit.
She looks like one of those Barbie cakes that have a bodice and then a big round cake for a skirt. Except here the big round cake is around her neck.
Sweet Baby Cambridge, WHEN are you going to finally invest in a stylist? You look like you're wearing wall-paper!
Okay, this isn't as bad as Maggie Gyllenhaal. It doesn't look like she's wearing wall paper. It looks like she's wearing upholstery material.
Great color and cut, not too vampy and nice jewelry. Full marks.
She looks like the night sky and I would be okay with it if I thought it were on purpose.
I take it back, THIS is what Morticia Addams would wear to spice things up a bit. Someone's been channeling Cercei, am I right?
Once again, wearing white turns into failed bridal sadness.
I'm always a fan of bling but good lord head to toe? With sleeves? Seems a little matronly.
And now the moment you've all been waiting for!
WORST IN SHOW:
Since when is Refuge Chic actually chic? Also, choosing a gown the same color as your skin is rarely a recipe for success. Your lipstick cannot save you this time.
BEST IN SHOW
IT'S A TIE!!!
Jada Pinkett Smith
Wow, this is flat-out amazing. The color is fabulous, the cut is interesting and gorgeous, the cape is dramatic and perfect. The leg is straight-up glam, and her hair, make up and jewelry are perfect.
Straight up amazing. This is a really hard color to pull off and not only is she pulling it off, she's KILLING it. At first I was just happy she was wearing clothes but the more I looked the more I loved! Hair and make up are great and the matching bag and shoes put it over the top.
And that's it, possums, but don't worry, we're not finished yet - the Oscars are just around the corner!!!
Until then, wear your lippy and get a manicure. Mwah!